I remember wiping my eyes, and telling myself not to get too attached. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I can’t remember the last time I’d laughed so hard. Having grown up in a house with two Koreans, a Mexican, a Filipino, and some of the whitest, bleached by old time religion white people you could ever know, Ralphie May touched the white center of my painstakingly refined and exquisitely disciplined soul.
I’ve hated the f—-ing Russians since they killed Patrick Swayze in Red Dawn in 1984. (crowd goes wild) Word! I don’t forget! Wolverines!
Asians – We all know Asians can’t drive, now here comes all this shit with Malaysian Airlines…Zero mastery of transportation. Zero Mastery.
Why are they shocked that a rich old white man who owns a team of black men and trades them, might be racists? Read a book!!
It’s important to follow the money…see where the bullshit is.
Everybody’s racist in traffic.
She sucks your dick, f—ing dents in your head.
When he sings the old religion….. Lord, Lord, Lord,, …………. rowing those men with their one suitcase to married land.
I’d chug a dick to save my family. Not my brother. F–K Winston May, he’s a dick.
Ladies you don’t have a penis so you don’t know how unbecoming it is to drag a tooth upon one.
I love you, you can’t do anything about it!
No tard has ever been offended by the word retard, because they’re retarded. If they have been, then they aren’t that retarded. It’s the people around them that are offended and come up shit like Mentally Challenged American. That’s way more offensive than retarded, that a word most retarded people can’t even pronounce!
He’s retarded, I’m Methodist. Same thing. I didn’t know!
I ain’t gonna lie to you.
I miss him.
(Part 2…in case you’re still laughing)