What being nice doesn’t prepare you for.
-People who don’t give a shit which, turns out, is roughly 97% of humans. No, I don’t know how they got that way, maybe from dealing with people like themselves.
-Your life numbers, credit score, income bracket, address, phone, how many lovers you’ve had or had not.
-Nice doesn’t get you good grades or even make teachers like you.
-Nice is a tool to get through the bamboo thicket of assholes that think every day is their special day. Be nice because those fuckers will stab you in the back as soon as you take your eyes off them.
-Nice doesn’t make friends; it invites people to take you hostage, to make you their personal Dr. Feelgood.
-Nice is only important to tired parents who want some peace and quiet.
-Nice can only be maintained by an absolute loss of self.
Nice people will tell you that is the whole point.