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Covid comes to Carly’s House

It was the masks.

On May 3rd our local schools stopped requiring masks for students. There were four weeks of school left in our year. The reasons were many and varied as we’ve all seen on FB. School Boards have yet to learn that you can never make everyone happy, but by all means, grease away on that screeching wheel.

May 11th my oldest daughter begged off school with a headache and sore throat.

May 14th my husband is complaining about his scratchy throat and dry hotel air from his job site in the boondocks of North Dakota.

May 16th my youngest complained about her throat, worrying about her upcoming choir concert.

May 18th my oldest daughter cannot taste the truly vile (it was liquid Mucinex, can you imagine if I had to get her to swallow Paregoric?) medicine I’ve been giving her. Off we went for Covid testing. She tested positive and is quarantined through May 23rd

May 19th my youngest child and I go for our Covid Tests. She tests positive on rapid testing and is quarantined through May 27th. I test negative.

May 21st I can’t decide if it’s seasonal allergies or Covid or both. My lab test results come back positive for Covid. I am quarantined through June 1st.

May 24th Older daughter completely recovered, able to attend last week of school and now waiting on her parent’s hand and foot.

May 25th Husband returns home after testing positive for Covid, he is quarantined through June 1st.

May 28th Youngest child is completely recovered and able to go to last day of school. After seven pretty uneventful days, I begin to have fever and chills and only want to lie in bed.

May 29th I tell my husband his birthday is postponed. He’s too sick to care.

May 30th I spend the day arguing with myself about whether or not I should go to the urgent care clinic. I lose, or win and take myself to the clinic where I get chest X-rays, an O2 finger monitor, a new thermometer, and a diagnosis of mild to moderate pneumonia. I panic. I mean, I’ve been panicking since I got the test result. My doctor is very good at reassuring me, gives me her number to call if I feel our plan isn’t working. Our plan is five days of steroids and lots of sleep.

May 31st Husband fully recovered. Fever drops from 102 to 96.5 which is a pretty normal reading for me on my old thermometer. Still feel like crap and sleep all day. I’ve not had pneumonia before and the difficulty breathing freaks me out.

June 1st I feel hungry for the first time in four days. In the afternoon I feel energetic enough to take a quick shower which hasn’t happened for almost a week. I take a nice hot steamy shower and by the end am in full panic mode. I am struggling to breathe. Turns out, if you have pneumonia, you should shower with the door open or a fan on, and not it hot steamy water.

June 2nd No temperature, steroids are starting to kick in, I fix myself eggs and toast. I go back to bed, still feeling a hitch in my chest when I breath.

June 3 I turn the corner and realize I’m going to get better.

June 4 Last day of steroids and I feel much better.

It takes another week to really feel like myself again. The fatigue was fairly mind-numbing. I would be fine then one second later the crabbiest b***h you can imagine.

June 11th I move my oldest to Fargo for his new job. I’m flummoxed by the mask-less horde then walk in to Sam’s Club completely forgetting mine! You see, I’ve just recovered from Covid and my brain isn’t firing on all …..

What did I learn?

Masks work (though honestly I never questioned this, it’s common sense in my opinion)

Kids are good germ factories, even in the teenage years.

The insane amount of information online and coming at us from everywhere is disconcerting. I was terrified. I consider myself logical and rather more science-oriented than otherwise and I was terrified. Every death I’d read about was blown up poster size and slapped on the wall of my gray matter. I couldn’t be logical, I didn’t know how to sort it all. Now it’s all about, are you a long hauler? you don’t need the vaccine, you should immediately get the vaccine, I know people who’ve had it twice, you could have died, your kids should have the vaccine, your kids don’t need the vaccine…

I still wear a mask in public and keep my distance.

Psst…Your DNA Thinks You’re Stupid

After having great success finding my birth families, I started wondering what other lifetime issues my DNA might be able to solve. It took less than a second to pick the next stop on the genome train. I submitted my DNA to GenoPalate in hopes of sorting my complex relationship with food.

My scientist husband rolled his eyes so hard it changed his prescription.

My kids ignored me.

I purchased the basic package, downloaded the app, and waited impatiently for the email that would change my life in ways I couldn’t imagine. I mean, after the great egg debacle of the 80’s I take any and all advice from the government with a grain of salt. Thus, I’ve been left at the mercy of every other diet guru on the planet. I had good luck with Diet Center in the ’80s, living in Hawaii in the ’90s, being pregnant most of the early ’00s, and rounded out the 2000’s with the young family survival diet mostly eating mac and cheese and veggies my kids refused to touch. Recently, I’ve tried Paleo, Keto, Raw, and Vegetarian. I finally settled on Intermittent Fasting because eating nothing is easier to remember. Then this little graph showed up in my Genopalate app.

That’s right! I should be eating CARBS!! What the hell? Carbs are the epitome of evil! The reason I’m fat! The seeds of all kinds of disease and being fat. I was so excited about this I called my youngest sister who had done Paleo and Keto with me.

“I should eat lots of potatoes!” I yelled at her through the phone. “It’s one of the top four carbs for me!”

She was so impressed, she signed up, got her own report, and called me back. “I should eat rice,” she said.

We laughed and laughed. She’s Korean.

“See!” My husband said, “It’s just common sense.”

Perhaps he’s right, but he grew up surrounded by people genetically modified to be just like him for thousands of years. Me, on the other hand, no one, at all, ever. I wanted more. Filled with the glut of information about my food choices, I purchased the traits package offered by Ancestry, but there were only thirty and I wanted more! Then one day a site came across my FB timeline. Genomelink said they would give me 110 traits for FREE! Sweet! 110 traits could keep me busy for a long time and, of course, I could always buy access to more. Let me tell you, it has been pretty cool…until February. Reinforcing why I hate February…It started like this.

Every week I get a bonus trait emailed to me, for free. I look forward to every Tuesday, looking for the next piece of new information from my genetic world. I get to read the little report and let them know if the information is accurate with a NO 🙁 NOT SURE😐 YES🙂. Ancestry also asked for my opinion on their list of traits. When they said I had the Sprinter gene I paused for a moment of silence for that sad little never used piece of genetic material. However, it was more fun with emojis and I quickly sorted through my 110 pieces of genetic information with no real surprises but cool information. Then came the pandemic winter of my DNA.

It may have been before Christmas 2020, somewhere around there that I received my first reality check from Genomelink. It was a Tuesday, and I checked my email. There it was, my bonus trait freebie.

Brain Arousal at Resting State

Ohhhhho! This was going to be good! Heaven knows my brain never turns off, especially when it should be resting.

The first thing I read – You have less persistent Brain Arousal – I have…what? I looked at my emoji choices. I wanted to click NO but I wasn’t sure. So I didn’t click anything. I looked up the meaning of less persistent brain arousal and it didn’t seem any clearer. I decided to come back to it another day. Well, there’s always next week.

The next week, it was Tuesday, there was my email. The usual excitement over it’s arrival seemed a bit dampened. I opened the message. Cognitive Ability with a little drawing of a brain with gears. I let out a sigh of relief. I know how to cognate..err, cognititive- you know what I mean. I clicked on the picture to unlock my free trait and read this-

You have less strong cognitive ability.

After a shocked pause – The hell I do! I think good! I could feel my DNA judging me. The next few weeks went like this-

Less acute hearing ability

More acute math ability (WTF? Not that I ever noticed)

Less acute word reading ability and right behind that one More acute reading and spelling

High childhood intelligence (unfortunately not a child anymore-would liked to have known this sooner, 45 years ago)

Weak musical ability (guess 20 years of piano lessons and choir were a waste)

And finally in the midst of record breaking cold temperatures in the middle of February in North Dakota.

Intermediate to weak tendency for having high intelligence

And it arrived the week I questioned every decision I’d ever made.

The past weeks have been better. Though I admit I’m a little slower to open that email. Genomelink reports I have a high probability for higher education, yes. Then came, we are 100% sure you smoked before you were 18, no, never. I’m better at multitasking but am likely to be more lonely, a risk taker and like to plan activities for the early morning (no)

Kidding aside, I am fascinated by this research. It has brought the nature vs nurture debate to permanent life in my head. I realize it’s not an exact science, not yet. This week? This week they want to tell me how likely I am to have Facial Attractiveness. Yeah, there’s a gene for that. No, I haven’t opened it yet. I’m not primed for bad news again after last two weeks 100% likely to be neurotic and 100% no facial recognition ability. 😳

Good thing I don’t need to recognize any of you.

BTS wrote a song about DNA. It was the first music video my girls made me watch, before BTS came to own our playlists. The first BTS dance I watched them practice day after day in the living room. And, after just now viewing the video again (On June 1, 2020 it became the first Korean music video to cross 1 Billion Views) I realize I might love the song even more because it is one of only two music videos where he dances the hell out of a pair of red pants.

Nice Girl

 

 

What being nice doesn’t prepare you for.

-People who don’t give a shit which, turns out, is roughly 97% of humans. No, I don’t know how they got that way, maybe from dealing with people like themselves.

-Your life numbers, credit score, income bracket, address, phone, how many lovers you’ve had or had not.

-Nice doesn’t get you good grades or even make teachers like you.

-Nice is a tool to get through the bamboo thicket of assholes that think every day is their special day. Be nice because those fuckers will stab you in the back as soon as you take your eyes off them.

-Nice doesn’t make friends; it invites people to take you hostage, to make you their personal Dr. Feelgood.

-Nice is only important to tired parents who want some peace and quiet.

-Nice can only be maintained by an absolute loss of self.

Nice people will tell you that is the whole point.

 

The Pandemic Experience

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It has been almost a year since I last posted here. Much has happened but little of interest to anyone living outside this house.  I wonder when people ask what we’ve been doing, how well they know us. The lives in this little home run to the very ordinary, school and work, home and sleep, repeat. In the past year, the most exciting bits revolved around my oldest child moving to Phoenix AZ to attend Culinary School. It was an enjoyable experience for him. The pandemic occurred just as his classes ended, and after waiting around for six weeks to try and get an externship, he decided to move back home and take a chance on getting a job here. I wasn’t convinced on May 13th that his chances were better here, but I kept my mouth shut because I wanted to see him, wanted him closer during this pandemic. It turned out to be perfect timing. A beautiful new restaurant on the river was just opening, and they hired him at his interview. He’s been able to move into an apartment with some friends from high school, has been working sixty-plus hours a week as the restaurant struggles to fill all the positions, and is happily piling up money for a down payment on a newer car.

As for me, I learned quite a bit about myself and my family in the last few months.

Under our brand spanking new Superintendent of Schools, our district announced its shut down on March 15th. He’d been in office for just over one year; he was the principal that had hired me and whom I worked for seven years. He was born to lead the schools through this mess; I am sure of that.

Admittedly, on March 16th, I was downright giddy, so happy to be sent to my room, so to speak. Though I continued teaching through the end of the school year, working from home was enlightening. I am proud of how quickly our Special Ed Department got a plan in place and started building student specific lesson plans to be included on classroom learning boards.  By March 30th, we were up and running. Digital assignments, one on one google meets, lots of research, hours spent finding just the right BrainPop video or educational game to go with each subject, copying and cutting, making games and activities to help keep them occupied at home. I had no trouble filling my usual school hours plus some during my time at home. Without the usual distractions of recess supervising, lunch supervising, handling emotional outbursts, I found I could really dig in and research and find incredible content personally suited for each of my kiddos.

The time spent at home also taught me much about myself. It was time,  and at the end of the school year, I gave my notice over one of the final Google meetings with superiors. It was less painful than I imagined it would be, just as the pandemic was more healing than I could ever have anticipated.

Due to our small size and seclusion, the little disasters the pandemic wreaked in larger cities mostly missed us. We stayed home and watched the slow unraveling of larger metropolises with concern and disbelief. Turns out our little gang here are rockstar quarantiners. We got along well together, played many card and board games, and kept to ourselves with little anxiety. We discovered one daughter excelled in working at home with the freedom of going her own pace. The other struggled without the frame of getting up, going to school, attending class, and working with teachers and friends. As a result, I will be homeschooling again this fall, the first time in over ten years. One happily home and already working at her own pace and one delightedly returning to teachers and friends at the end of the month. I’d be lying if I didn’t admit to some trepidation in one returning to school. However, she’ll be supplied with masks and all the necessities and will find herself showering every day after school. I’m sure we’ll be fine.

Not for the first time, I’ll admit, I’m pleased to be living in North Dakota.

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It Should Be Easy

It should be easy to write about meeting my brother.

It’s merely a matter of sitting in front of a keyboard and pressing one key after another, writing events as they happened, bringing it to life on the page, the emotions of the day.

It should be fun to talk about how handsome he looked, standing, waiting for his bride. I could note how fine the weather was, how perfectly rustic the small island setting. How incredibly beautiful and sweet the bride was.

I could tell you that funny story about how we ended up in Missouri and had to turn around and barely made it to the wedding on time. The beautiful backroads of Arkansas.

I have quite a lot to say about the odd little town of Eureka Springs. I’ve never experienced a place like that. If you find yourself driving on those small narrow roads, stop and eat at Ermilios, it’s worth the hour-long wait. Down on the main drag, the Local Flavour was hands down my favorite.

 

I need to talk about meeting the woman who pieced my story together. The one who knew the players and zeroed in on mom long before anyone was ready to admit it. She brought me a picture of my grandparents taken three weeks before I was born and also a new photograph of my mom with her handwriting on the back. She saved the day at the wedding, tracking down my cousin and his wife and introducing us. After we had been talking for a good thirty or more minutes, it was my cousin’s wife who tracked down my brother to bring him over for pictures.

It’s a blur, still all a blur.

He was charming and gracious. In retrospect, his wedding day probably wasn’t the day to show up. Then again, maybe it was the perfect day, he was busy, and I wanted to hide.

Remember all those years ago when I blogged on Me and Richard? When I talked about wanting to be seen, wanting to live? Guess what, it’s exhausting.

It’s exhausting to be alive, to be in the game, to be part of the play. It’s hard to translate fifty years of mixed emotions facing down someone angrier with your mother than you are.

Cold-Blooded Murder?

She asked me outright, “Have you thought perhaps she killed him?”

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I think I stood across the counter from her staring blankly for a good minute.

My cousin stared back at me, unblinking.

I had just shared the story of my dad’s death last November.

Let me backtrack a bit.

My cousin and I were in our rental in Eureka Springs, Arkansas, planning to attend my half-brother’s wedding the next day.

I had picked her up in Kansas City at her airport hotel the day before. We’d passed a pleasant day driving down to Arkansas, getting lost more than once, and talking like we’d known each other a lifetime. In truth, we had just met face to face for the first time. She is my second cousin on my birth mother’s side. She is the match I contacted on Ancestry and the woman who put my birth story together for me. She probably should have been a detective. She is a slim, tiny woman with beautiful silver hair and a subtle quiver of energy about her. She just asked me if I thought my dad was murdered.

Possibly a little alarmed at my prolonged silence, she added, “I mean, I doubt he changed his will without some kind of encouragement, she was moving her kids and grandchildren in, she knew he was going to have the shoulder surgery. He wasn’t a young man, and that is a pretty complex surgical procedure.”

I had not thought of it that way.

It’s hard to remember, did we think of it at all that week or did someone voice it later?

He was dead and embalmed before I made it into the state. In retrospect, allowing that may have been a mistake. But it also may not have been avoidable. A wife, even a second wife, holds all the cards, I ‘ve learned, and learned, and learned again.

My dad’s second wife is an evil, grasping woman. Concerned that she be seen as a ‘good Mormon,’ she runs around declaring her right to everything my mother and father owned. Lord knows, I’ve been told enough times by my lawyer sister in law, that it’s true. She owns everything.

Fine, it can be true, but it will never be right.

 

 

It’s Alive!

Week 34 (Nov 24)

Despite our early cold weather and having to move the plant inside, I’ve harvested a good dozen tomatoes, seeds are fermenting for three days before rinsing and drying. I have enough to share with my siblings and some friends that are interested. A successful experiment.

 

 

Week 10 (Aug 20)

Absurdly Excited!

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Week 10 (Aug 19)

I have blossoms! Six so far, I already feel successfull, even without the tomatoes. I’m hoping our weather holds good enough to grow a couple.

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Week 7

The trip to AZ was good for my little tomato! A friend from work took good care of her and look at her now!

I planted 4-5 little seeds.

Do you see my little sprout?

Week 3 (July 2)

He is starting to look more like a tomato plant. No others sprouted, boo. Next February I shall attempt a planting on a bigger scale. That’s when mom always started hers in the greenhouse, to be able to take full advantage of Idaho’s short growing season.

Stepping into Real Life

I got trolled a few weeks ago, pretty hard. It was at one o’clock in the morning, and I was very proud of myself when I woke up the next morning and realized it hadn’t bothered me hardly at all. Just the nusiance of it mainly. I remembered some of the first times when they could make me cry. Now I only block their sorry asses from my beautiful yard.

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I thought about that for several days. I thought about a time about six years ago when an actor somehow really pulled me out of my head and made me want more than what I was settling for. I thought about how far down that road I’ve come. Thought about the dead ends I’ve discovered and about how far there still is to go. Mostly I thought about how much I’ve learned about myself. How chickenshit I am. How emotionally hobbled I’ve lived. How naive I continue to be. That’s a hard one to shake. How long I’ve lived without emotion. Remember how my first concert caught me so off guard? They’re still doing it to me with their new album.

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I’ve started pinpointing all the things I do in my life to bring pleasure because I spend so much time doing what I should do instead of what I love to do. I’m taking baby steps to remedy that. Thank you, Mr. Armitage. Thank you, BTS

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Are they really what has given me the gumption to step out of my head and into daily life. Are they really the glimmer of light I needed to try and stay out of my head in the day instead of retreat into waking fantasy? I certainly believe they are a piece of the puzzle.

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I’ve been back from Arkansas for three weeks now. Yes, I went. I’m struggling to write about it. Spread out all the tangled strings of fifty years of emotion. It wasn’t what I expected, it was better. And worse. I let myself down, but others involved stepped up in magnificant ways. I’ve written a preliminary blog about it but it isn’t right yet. It’s just words. Words about the side of adoption I don’t hear much about. I was thinking about those shows on TV where they reunite people and most of the times it’s tears and excitement. What if it’s not? What if it’s embarrassment and anger? What if it’s disappointment and disinterest?  What if it’s awkward?

Like so many things, this bit of my life didn’t play out like I expected, like I saw on TV, says a genuine child of the seventies.

 

Coming Soon

Arkansas

Planting Tomatoes

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